Butches in the Kitchen: Eazy Keesh

This week, Kyle uses Baking with the Butch to showcase his easy and delicious quiche!

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BitAM: The Infamous #8 Debate

So once upon a time, there was an internet meme, and it spawned, as they tend to, an inside joke so epic we’ve actually managed to keep it going for 3 months. So finally, courtesy of Diva, I present you with the orgins of Butches in the AM and #8, featuring Natt, Kyle, Debauched Domestic Diva, and with a guest appearance from NookieNotes.

God save us all, and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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D   @nattnightly Can we do #8 together next time I see you?

N @debaucheddiva Yes, I will do #8 with you any time, any place!

D  @nattnightly We can do #8 after mac. & cheese. I have done it by myself but you know how that is when you are alone. It just isn’t the same

N @debaucheddiva Well, I mean, I think that done alone, there’s a certain stigma attached to it. Together makes it more acceptable

D @nattnightly The stigma kept me in the closet hiding while doing #8 in the past but I have recently made the choice to come out about it.

N  @debaucheddiva Wow. In the closet doing it? That’s intense. See, I’m lazy, so I like to be stretched out on the couch for that sort of thing

D  @nattnightly That was in the past that I was in the closet. I got brave and now I’m out. The couch will be fine for us to do #8

D  @nattnightly I just hope you don’t fall asleep after we’re done

N  @debaucheddiva I would NEVER! I’m a gentleman. I’ll hold you and we can snuggle and finish the movie

K  @debaucheddiva ok i gotta ask because I’m clueless, wtf is #8?

N @debaucheddiva Also, there should be wine. That particular set of actions goes best with a bottle of wine.

D   @ButchtasticKyle You’ll have to ask @nattnightly. It was his list

D  @nattnightly Red or white?

K @debaucheddiva yeah, he gave me the scoop.. I responded that I’m too lazy to come up with that many things..

D  @ButchtasticKyle Do you want to join us in doing #8? We can make it a threesome

N  @debaucheddiva Clearly red.

N  @debaucheddiva I like how you invite people without even asking me if I’m comfortable with that. You would end up double-teamed, you realize… although maybe that was the point?

K  @debaucheddiva LOL.. sure… I’ll bring my own equipment

K  @debaucheddiva @nattnightly .. is it ok if I just use my finger?

D  @nattnightly It isn’t as if I invited someone you didn’t know and of course that was my point. Notice I didn’t invite another girl to join

N@ButchtasticKyle I cannot even tell you how loudly I just laughed out loud in my office

K@nattnightly EXCELLENT!! exactly what I was going for

N@debaucheddiva I mean… you could have. Did you have someone in mind? Not that I don’t love @butchtastickyle but we could even it out

K @nattnightly I mean, shit, *I’m* still laughing

D @nattnightly That last one from @ButchtasticKyle made me laugh too. This is going to be quite a fun threesome for sure

K @nattnightly I concur.. a four way would be just right

D @nattnightly I can’t just choose anyone for this. They would have to be open to even doing it to begin with let alone with the three of us

K @debaucheddiva true.. trust and compatibility are essential

D@ButchtasticKyle Not everyone has the taste for doing #8.

N @debaucheddiva Hmmm, so how do we go about this? Wanted: A fourth to join Natt, Kyle and Diva for an intimate evening. Must be open to

K @debaucheddiva well, I obviously have a candidate in mind..

N sweet possibilities and enjoy red wine. Good mouth required, as well the ability to share with partners, laugh, and snuggle after

K and i am abso-fucking-lutely sure she’d be open to it all

K @debaucheddiva and @nattnightly I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t mind me using my fingers, either

N @ButchtasticKyle I’m sure she’d be quite… open to it?

N Although, I gotta say, this set-up runs the risk of pairing off for #8. Maybe we should invite anyone with a penchant.

K @nattnightly yes, good mouth: check, generous and sharing: check.. is into the ‘scene’: check

K @nattnightly and likes to snuggle: check

K @nattnightly heh.. dude.. you’re saying we should go for a group scene?

NN@nattnightly Damn… I don’t like wine (or any alcohol, never have), but that leaves more for the three of you… *batts eyelashes*

N@NookieNotes You’re gonna join us in #8? Are you sure you’re ready for that. It’s kind of intense. It’s not for the faint of heart

K @nattnightly ooh, looks like @nookienotes is applying for a position

N This is getting intense. I’m going to need a bigger couch!

K @nattnightly ::whispered aside:: this is turning into a Butches After Dark

K and where did @debaucheddiva go? is she doing #8 by herself?

D @nattnightly I hope @NookieNotes realizes this isn’t a vanilla scene

N @ButchtasticKyle ::whispers back:: which is interesting, since I thought for a minute it was going to be Butches in Diva

K @nattnightly dude, we can do #8 on the floor.. just toss some pillows and cushions around

K @debaucheddiva OK, you got me on that one!! LOL for sure

N   I just need to state, for the record, that this conversation is making my day.

K   @nattnightly ::I’m ok with that too

K   ok, actually snorted while laughing at that one @debaucheddiva

NN  @debaucheddiva Vanilla, I don’t need no stinkin’ vanilla! *grins* Should I bring my flogger or violet wand?

N    @NookieNotes Only if you like things whipped

K     @NookieNotes hmmm.. this is gonna get messy, isn’t it? @nattnightly, what do you think?

D    @nattnightly That would be BiD. Don’t get me excited her if you two are not going to deliver. I’m drooling at the thought of this.

K    @debaucheddiva you’re worried we’re teases? all talk and no #8?

D    @nattnightly I want to know which one of us is going to twitter what #8 is

NN   @nattnightly Yes. Whipped bottoms, whipped breasts, I think I mentioned whipped cream earlier… *innocent smile

N   Oh my god. This is amazing. I’m so sad I have to leave. Kyle, have a great weekend. I expect not to hear from you. Diva, I love you

K    @nattnightly love you too, man! I will have a great evening.. and I’ll be laughin over this for a while

K   @debaucheddiva I think the answer is, no one’s going to twitter what #8 is..
 
D    @ButchtasticKyle As a matter of fact I am worried. Promising me something that is full of sugar and sweetness but not delivering

N    @debaucheddiva No one is going to twitter it. #8 is on a need-to-know basis

D    @nattnightly Love you two. I am putting this into a script and emailing it to you

K   @debaucheddiva awww, now, darlin.. I am not one to promise what I cannot deliver.. send me a plane ticket and I’m all over #8 with you

NN    @nattnightly @debaucheddiva @ButchtasticKyle I am honored to have participated in the #8 audition for you all. *curtsies*

K    @debaucheddiva thank you.. i was just gonna do it.

K   @NookieNotes and you were lovely… leave your number at the front desk and we’ll get back to you

NN    @ButchtasticKyle *slips you my number with a kiss and a nibble

K    @NookieNotes mmmmm.. yes.. I’ll make sure to get back to you.. mmhmm

NN  @ButchtasticKyle WooOOooT!

K    @NookieNotes ya know, if you nibble me a little more, I’ll make sure you get a very good recommendation

New Feature: Butches in the Kitchen!

Hey y’all! Butches in the AM is proud to annouce a new feature on the site: Butches in the Kitchen. Check it out by clicking the title or by following the tab up in the right-hand corner.

Check it out, enjoy, and as always, leave us love and let us know what you think!

Butches in the GYM

I know, I know, we’ve been remiss. More accurately, I’VE been remiss; Kyle’s way more on top of this than I am. However, as an act of contrition, I’m offering something I personally find quite useful.

Spring is on the way, and we all know that for the feminine people in our lives, this means a mad scramble for bathing suit season. But us over here with much less intention of ever donning such attire, summer means a-shirts, shorts, and more tees at the very least. So with this in mind, courtesy of a good friend, I offer you the Butches Guide to Getting Ripped for Summer!

Depending on your preference, it’s a 4 or 5 day a week workout that covers Chest, Abs, Shoulders, Arms, Back, and Legs and how to get them primed for optimum femme swoonage.

Enjoy!

-Natt

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