Episode 1 (11/21/2008): An Idea Takes Shape

Natt: G’mornin’ Twitter-verse, and welcome to Butches in the AM. This morning we’re discussing winterizing, cock size, and Kyle will weigh in on the quickest ways to warm up, or maybe steam up, your truck cab.

 

Kyle: That’s right Natt! When the weather grows cold, we all need to find ways to stay steamed up. I know our special correspondent Leo Maccool has some butch fashion tips for those of us in especially cold offices…

 

Natt: Plus, we’ve invited Special guest Sinclair Sexsmith  to bring us his thoughts on an intriguing new sex toy: Flasks you can fuck with, anyone?

 

Kyle: I have to admit, I myself need a flask .. Never know when you’ll need a shot of tequila… for yourself or a friend and I love multipurpose toys, don’t you?

 

Natt: Absolutely Kyle. As a butch, it’s important to have tools that strike the right balance of style and functionality

 

Kyle: I couldn’t agree more. I know I’d be happy to whip it out and offer a drink to any femme in need. Being handy is an excellent quality in a butch. Let’s go to the phones!

We have our first caller, Dangerous Lilly. How are you this morning, sweetheart?

 

Dangerous Lilly: It’s a shitty, shitty Friday, dear. Bizarre to say “shitty” and “Friday” in the same sentence. That toy sounds like exactly what I could use right now. A fuck and a drink.

 

Kyle: Exactly why you need a dick flask, eh? That would double your chances of reducing the shittiness of your Friday.

 

Natt: Isn’t that the truth! Lilly, we’re sending big butch hugs your way. Be sure to keep us updated on the unfolding of your day. Now, out to Fashion Correspondent, Leo in the field.

 

Leo: Leo de Frog here, reporting from the frozen swamps of Boston with a special report on fingerless gloves and cubicle-friendly burn barrels. But first, breaking news: a rogue lizard, spotted on the floor, has now been safely transported to the park in a jam jar.

Does this incident confirm that alleged trend of butches going to extreme lengths for creepy crawlies? Back to you in the studio.

 

Kyle: Well, when femmes are in danger (or even think they are), we will step up and do what is necessary.

 

Natt: Word. We have to take a short commercial break, but be sure to stay tuned for Butch in the AM’s Femme Correspondent Hussyred with your daily Slice of Smut.

 

Kyle: And later, our daily segment “Wanking on the Air” with your hosts Natt Nightly and Butchtastic Kyle.

 

Hussyred:G’morning, butches and the femmes who love them. This morning, I bring you snippets from my print column “Sultry Tales of Office Hours.

      

In part 1 of this special report, I tell the behind-closed-door events of a femme instructor and her butch TA re: a discrepancy over grades